Seven Deadly Sins: Dragnique Predictions

Our weekly Dragnique corespondent, Elijah Sarkesian, has set off a fit of laughter and garnered respect from Jungle managers and co-host Bubba D with his weekly recaps. Today he tries to predict what the queens will perform tonight. Check back tomorrow to see if he was right.

Aroara Thunder (Sloth): Something by M.I.A. or “The Lazy Song” by Bruno Mars. Aroara shows facial and chest hair. I wouldn’t put it past her to do a song with a male vocalist.

Edie Cheezburger (Gluttony):
 “Milkshake” by Kelis, “Candy Shop” by Madonna, or “Lollipop” by the Chordettes. I’m definitely curious to see where Edie goes tonight.

Elea Atlanta (Wrath):
 “Stronger” by Britney Spears, “Breakin’ Dishes” by Rihanna, or a Kelly Clarkson song. It would surprise me if Elea’s song comes from a year before 2000.

Evah Destruction (Envy): “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne or “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls. There are any number of ways Evah could go with this theme, though.

Miami Royale (Greed): “Gimmie Dat” by Ciara, “Rich Girl” by Gwen Stefani, or “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” by Marilyn Monroe. This theme could make for a standout performance.

Violet Chachki (Lust): “Fever” by Peggy Lee. Or pretty much anything current. As a theme, lust is going to be difficult because it’s…so easy.

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